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    Today.....
    the business which we were leasing it to has been liquidised
    I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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      Ooh, I've got one:

      So are the deposit protection schemes biased in favour of the tenant too?

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        the new ferrari. F1 boss sais "i am confident we can do a 360 degree turn round".

        erm, doesnt that get you back where you started...?
        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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          Council madness:

          And it could involve you in replacing your bathroom and kitchen whether you want to or not

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            We all know landlord/tenant relations can get a bit heated but....
            Be aware that you are only entitled to the amount of the life they have deprived you of.
            ...blimey landlord killed by tenant then taking legal action from beyond the grave....??
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              in response to a post by mariner...
              Thank you Marina
              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                It must be Aqua Marina.

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                  Originally posted by Mrs Mug View Post
                  It must be Aqua Marina.
                  That's a roger, Troy.
                  Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                    Street Sign

                    "Vietnamese Street Food

                    Indoor seating for 60"
                    Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                      Rafters stolen?

                      the roof is sagging and two large rafters (maybe these are purloins?)

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                        Good point you made Threadfullodger
                        Somebody's sussed how gabby you are Arty,
                        I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                          On an F1 site about the new track at Sochi


                          Its a Hermann Tilke track 3,167miles long.
                          They do know that F1 banned refuelling .... Thats a long walk back to the pits
                          Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                            damaged chimney flashing the roof is sagging and two large rafters (maybe these are purloins?) have gaping cracks and need to be at least reinforced if not replaced. The responsibility to maintain and repair and frequent reference to every 'seven years' within the lease doc has clearly not been reinforced by the freeholder.
                            Oh no, they have stolen me purlins, if only I had reinforced my lease
                            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                              I never did a formal inspection between tenancies as I trusted them and it was 3 girls which I assumed could not be as messy.
                              Funniest one yet maybe?
                              I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                                If there was a water leak, would you expect the landlord to pay you, out of his own pocket for every single item that you own that was damaged
                                My tenants did recently. I might have helped them claim from the firm who caused the flood, if they hadn't reported me to the council for only allowing them five nights in a hotel! (All the owner occupiers roughed it at home.)

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