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    In an email rather than promissory estoppel we got

    "promiscuous apostle"

    a contradiction n terms surely
    Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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      Today, I'm posting one of my own comments. I just realised how unlikely it is :

      Tenant may be returning to clean the place.
      To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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        http://www.landlordzone.co.uk/forums...393#post500393

        The things tenants do, eh?
        To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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          I was laughing at the "flame supervision device" posts.

          Is there a version that plays " twisted firestarter" or Arthur Brown's "Fire" to keep it burning?

          The correct terms is FFSD faulty flame safety device but hey lets make up our own name!
          Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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            From MSE

            Was he rude to her?
            He was frustrated and evacuated it by telling you
            Eew sounds messy
            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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              Has PI been served??
              (Are the tenants overweight?)
              To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                Yesterday...
                ...in winter the electric wallflower broke ...
                &
                There Israel sewage leaking under my house.
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  The other main consideration is if you go in to the joint venture what will your rolls be.
                  Wholemeal or white?
                  To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                    Write to G...
                    She may pay to protect son's good name
                    I think that's unlikely, but it made me laugh.
                    To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                      Just make sure it is one dog and specify that in the tenancy agreement with a description of the dog. I know it sounds barking but...
                      ...but what other sound would you expect?
                      When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                      Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                        One of today's post titles:

                        Lateral drain reclining inside boundary
                        To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                          Autocorrect strikes again:

                          within one month of every painting of the Demised Premises to produce a certified copy of the same to the Lessor
                          To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                            photos before and after with i did this on the side wall?
                            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                              Just make sure it is one dog and
                              specify that in the tenancy
                              agreement with a description of
                              the dog . I know it sounds barking
                              but . .. ... but what other sound would you
                              expect?



                              SAUSAGES.
                              Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                                From MSE today:

                                I want to try and find an buy a 5ltre container of the stuff they use to wash down their willies and wet weather gear
                                To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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