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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    I'll introduce you to my tenants, Wanna.
    Sounds like you'll give them a glowing reference.
    "I'm afraid I didn't do enough background checks apart from checking her identity on Facebook" - ANON

    What I say is based on my own experience and research - Please don't take as gospel without first checking the gospel yourself.

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      Re#195, how on earth do you wear a worktop "to a point" ?!
      Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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        Not a post as such but....

        in an office building loo yesterday and by the door was a test switch for the emergency light. It was labelled but was a bit small so the label said

        emerge light"..

        quite appropriate
        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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          I was not told about the tenant having a CCJ, well not in writing, only at the last minute as I was singing the paperwork and I questioned the need to a garentor.
          Britains Landlord's Got Talent.
          When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
          Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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            Alan mcnish on F1

            "they'll take the car into the pits, take a look at the tires and digest them"

            mmmmm
            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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              Auto correct strikes again.


              I am grateful this is benign felt with

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                Hope it was a good lunch..
                If you r eglue the brakes with pva, hold them in pale with spare timber treated with washing up liquid to stock it sticking to the board, and secure with a g clamp for 48 hours.
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  I wonder if I was going mad but after a firefox update, I have recorded the screen and the spell check has auto corrected after my correction!
                  Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                    From Landlordzone news:

                    The tenant charities it seems refuse to recognise that there are probably just as many rouge tenants, if not more, than there are rouge landlords.
                    Anyone still use rouge?

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                      House Network actually speak to perspective tenants
                      ... A little perspective always helps eh??
                      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                        Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                        From Landlordzone news:

                        The tenant charities it seems refuse to recognise that there are probably just as many rouge tenants, if not more, than there are rouge landlords.
                        Anyone still use rouge?
                        Rouge tenants see, more immigrants again those red Indians coming over here with their tepees..
                        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                          What was the house doing before it was let out?
                          Stupid thing just sat there doing nothing?
                          When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                          Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                            Nonety per cent of ferry cancellations last year would have been avoided, say Condor, if the new ferry had been in operation.
                            LOL.

                            http://jerseyeveningpost.com/news/20...-year-licence/

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                              One of today's threads:

                              I apologise if this is a stupid query but i am struggling to find the incorrect template to ask a tenant to vacate.

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                                Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                                One of today's threads:

                                I apologise if this is a stupid query but i am struggling to find the incorrect template to ask a tenant to vacate.
                                Superstrike?!
                                Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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