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    Woolwich have announced the following change in rental stress calculation with effect from Monday 19th May
    Amazing that they have a figure for how stressful renting your property is.

    Is it something like: [(No. of non housing benefit tenants) + 2(Number of housing benefit tenants)]x[Average age of properties in years]

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      Cripe. I just worked out my rental stress figure, and it's 648. Anyone got a higher one?

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        Cull your neighbours?

        So maybe the answer is to tell the fox-loving neighbours that unless they stop encouraging the foxes by feeding them, you'll have no choice but to cull them?

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          which will act as a big millstone around their knocks
          Sounds painful.

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            You’ve been spotting some real good ones lately JK0
            I also post as Mars_Mug when not moderating

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              Can anyone advise what Obligations as a landlord I have who has not moved out after the date court Poseidon Oder ordered to do so
              It's a very damp property?
              When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
              Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                It is possible this is troll/wind-up territory but..., today,

                We need religion whether you atheists like it or not. I have a feeling these atheists like Dawkins would feel different if it was the sexulisation of their daughters by the media at stake. If it was drunken vomit appearing on their front lawn. But most of the atheists/evolutionists don't even have children! They believe the world is overpopulated! and children are something to be scoffed at! Science trumps all don't you know.

                I don't know about you guys but I would rather my child taught religion at nursery than his first swear word, or what the Kardashians got up to last night on TV. This is about morality.
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  The title of one of today's posts tickled me:

                  what is TAX

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                    Today
                    The rent for each room includes £50 electric (prepaid metre) and £50 gas (credit metre).
                    Sigh!!
                    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                      I know, back in the good old days we bought gas and electric by the yard.
                      I also post as Mars_Mug when not moderating

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                        Originally posted by Moderator2 View Post
                        I know, back in the good old days we bought gas and electric by the yard.
                        I think the Goon's line was "buying it by the shilling and the yard."
                        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                          I will be making £159 profit each month after the cost of the mortgage council tax telecom munitions water etc is covered within the rent from the rooms. The house is not costing myself anything at the end of the day
                          Make my day punk.
                          I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                            13/06/14:::

                            however iv registered with a made up name so can start again using another email address and the wifes phone number.

                            or will let him know I re-evaluated my figures and found I cant go to 190k etc. will just try and lie as much as I can I suppose.

                            damn these estate agents. shocking how the biggest purchase in your life is dealt with by these slippery unprofessional people.
                            There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                              The iron test is of course that if they made an application under the landlady and tenant Act 1987
                              Even legal acts can have sex changes

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                                It's very difficult to wear out a worktop to the point or it having to be replaced.
                                I'll introduce you to my tenants, Wanna.

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