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    So my tenant had a BBQ and put hot ashes into the bin! she burnt down all fences and damaged surrounding properties also! I have standard buildings insurance and she has her own contents insurance....however she has admited full liability, but who is liable???? Thanks guys
    it's not even 1st april!

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      is going to kill the chickens?! They will be in a coup, protected
      Blimey, chickens taking over the country...
      I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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        02/05/14:

        We need less immgrants
        Indeed. Some of them can't even speak English!
        There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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          Ah, that's the trouble with those foreign, alien, imported immigrant languages - like English...
          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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            As James Nicoll said: The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

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              Guess French isn't Ram's strong subject.

              Courts were not always ofey with the laws on residential leasehold matters

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                Today:
                Well no thats not correct- there is a legal obligation, enshrined in several Acts, to ensure that the property is a safe to sue by occupants and visitors,
                That would explain the attitude of quite a few tenants....
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  Prince Philip's been letting out Buck House to undesirables again?

                  Basically they are druggies not that I could prove it , they or someone keeps smashing holes in the front door and making the palace insecure.

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                    There were squatters in Windsor Castle during the commonwealth.

                    There is no doubt at all that there ate undesirables in various royal residences, at least 2 of which are rent free..... (Or the biggest HB/LHA in UK depending on how you look at it..)
                    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                      From one of today's posts:

                      It's only 28% growth in 7 months which seems reasonable.

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                        Today..
                        In short apples need to be compared with apples and not chalk against chess.
                        Cheers!
                        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                          Yeah, I wasn't sure if that one was deliberate.

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                            Saw a great sign near the many bars in the City(bishopsgate) put up by the city of london corporation their Polcie and covered in various stamps for various groups and initiatives.

                            Yet none of them or the sign makers spotted the error.

                            " fighting's for fools"

                            With that command of English I expect to be arrested by the French Policeman from Hallo Hallo.
                            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                              Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                              Yeah, I wasn't sure if that one was deliberate.
                              I think both of those were deliberate.
                              "I'm afraid I didn't do enough background checks apart from checking her identity on Facebook" - ANON

                              What I say is based on my own experience and research - Please don't take as gospel without first checking the gospel yourself.

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                                Places to check for fleas:

                                remove draws and look underneath them

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