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  • theartfullodger
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    The tenants recently reported damp issues so I have had an environment health office undertake a full investigation of the property and come up with a long list of things that I need to address.

    The report has come back with numerous category 1 and 2 issues, some are fair enough, however other issues seem unjustified....
    ...................oops.......

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  • theartfullodger
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    Originally posted by PropertyProfessionals View Post
    Hi

    I am looking for a document to explain to tenants that our company has taken over the residential property management of their tenancies.

    Can anyone help me?
    That's from someone describing themselves as Property Professionals....

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  • JK0
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    There is a communal garden which has the lease holder washing hanging in the garden almost every day.

    Unfortunately they have not changed.
    I think you've been too harsh. They obviously don't dare wash at all now.

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  • JK0
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    Most rouge landlords use commercial lenders as they usually have large portfolio's from the ones I have seen
    Yeah, they won't see the person wearing rouge.

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  • jpkeates
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    Originally posted by JK0 View Post
    Did you omit the '#sarcasm' ?
    As if!!!!!!!

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
    Budgets are always going to build a stronger more prosperous economy.
    Did you omit the '#sarcasm' ?

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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by ash72 View Post
    if you are owed rent arrears you must keep the goods for 3 months, if you weren't owed money then it's 28 days.
    It's a mad mad world.

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  • JK0
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    There is no water mains stopcock under the sink; it is located behind the dishwasher!
    How very dare they! (sarc)

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  • theartfullodger
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    Today
    ...................I realise the subject is a contentious issue/bain of our lives sometimes ..............
    Time to take a bath....

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  • JK0
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    or ok if no me room in the lease conditions?
    wtf? ...

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  • boletus
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    The Leases Act 1449 protect the rights of a tenant when owner sells. Check text at legislation.gov.uk:
    Thanks Art, checked it out, all as clear as mud;

    Leases Act 1449

    Item it is ordanit for the sauftie and fauour of the pure pepil that labouris the grunde that thai and al vthiris that has takyn or sal tak landis in tym to cum fra lordis and has termes and yeris thereof that suppose the lordis sel or analy thai landis that the takaris sall remayn with thare takis on to the ische of thare termes quhais handis at euir thai landis cum to for sic lik male as thai tuk thaim of befoir

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...4&&FORM=VRDGAR

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  • JK0
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    Is a Legionnaire Assessment a legal requirement in 2018?
    Only if you want to become a French citizen at the end of your service.

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  • nukecad
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    with either party being able to give 2 months' notice for vacation
    Hi Landlord, I'm going on my holidays in 2 months.

    (Oops, either party).
    Hi Tenant, I'm going on my holidays in 2 months.

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  • JK0
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    You could point out that lawns fix themselves naturally and if the landlord wants to buy you some seed, you’re prepared to sew it, because why not?
    Wigs for lawns?

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  • theartfullodger
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    the tenant has also not paid tent since 10th Sept...
    Well I guess a tent could be under a valid AST, albeit problems probably with HHSRS & room sizes....

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