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  • JK0
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    Originally posted by leaseholder64 View Post
    I suspect the courts are used to tenants denying access when trying to frustrate an eviction repair grounds, and will not treat tenants who do so sympathetically.
    Sadly I don't. I suspect courts will be only too pleased that tenant has found a way to screw over his landlord.

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  • nukecad
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    I will consider commentating with him this evening...
    Is there a match on?

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  • JK0
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    You did right. They are no help at all.

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  • JK0
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    It doesn't have to warrant it, only to be souly and holy.
    Vicar's car expenses?

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  • JK0
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    unlikely that they would pass an application for the residents to put a barrier up to deer non residents from using the road.
    I don't think council would be concerned about deer.

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  • JK0
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    From MSE:

    Originally posted by crunch99
    Hi does anyone know if my rented flat epc is incorrect can I claim the extra electricity charges back from property agent? Certificate issued in 2009 of grade d but I started to rent in 2018 and have had huge elec bills and damp issues. Certificate is now due.
    BTW, it's a little worrying that a tenant would be so stupid as to think that he'd only have to pay the same bills as in 2009.

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  • JK0
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    Cost of satellite realignment. Tenant or Landlord?
    You can't expect a satellite to be moved just for your tenant. That will put everyone else's receivers off, won't it?

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  • JK0
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    Drains should have soda down them regularly.
    Anyone know a tenant who does that?

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  • KeepTheFaith
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    "What is a privacy statement?"

    "Bog off yer nosey git!" ­čśü

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  • nukecad
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    I have a DSS in my property.
    A 1950's plastic chair?
    https://www.vitra.com/en-gb/living/p...side-chair-dss

    A fume cupboard?
    http://dssni.co.uk/Mach_Aire_Fume_Cupboards.htm

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  • JK0
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    Plus of course the excellent tenant who cause no damage has still paid that 'damage premium' and won't get it back like they would a deposit.
    Sadly, I've never met such a tenant.

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  • nukecad
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    Next door flat tanking the hole of the his flat to stop rising damp
    That sounds like a big hole.

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  • JK0
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    The deposit for me acts like a gate for tenant fiance
    If tenant has to pay a big deposit, he'll have to get his gf to share the rent?

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  • DPT57
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    Mariner asks: "
    What does he do with the solid waste?"

    OP reply: "I'm already in touch with ASS, but they just seem to be thumb twiddling."

    Definitely TMI

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  • JK0
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    if both landlord and tenant do everything by the book, the law is always in favor of the landlord here in the UK.
    Not in my experience.

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