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    Sorry i was not down to your fiends level !!! .
    Oh, he's not evil. Just a flaming idiot.
    To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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      If a neighbour parks in a communal car park and their call rolls into your neighbour fault, so I think it’s the owner of aerials thought.
      But if the owner of the aerials thought about it, would it be their fault if their car rolled into my neighbour when they called?
      To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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        Now I have "Smelly Cat" in my head. Thanks.

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          Originally posted by RentoRento View Post
          Now I have "Smelly Cat" in my head. Thanks.
          Ouch - I'd get some ear plugs before the stink starts to leak out and people give you funny looks.

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            In Morocco you get a short piece of hose which you direct and use thumb to spray round the rim.
            Round the rim of what?
            To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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              Builders going under?
              Those are called "Miners".

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                mounting the toilet on the ceiling
                The mind bog-gles.

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                  pray wall issues etc
                  Is it facing Mecca?

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                    Too much wailing?
                    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                      given as they are violation of the ‘quit enjoyment’ clause
                      If there was such a clause, surely you did not expect to enjoy it?
                      To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                        .. the landlord had a rye smile.
                        Must have been at the Whiskey.
                        (Yes, spelt with an 'e').

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                          We signed an agreement on a house in another city after my husband viewed it. It was dirty
                          I think I know whose fault it is then.
                          To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                            Untidy tenancy implications
                            Most of my tenants are untidy.
                            To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                              The lodger route is easiest option-make sure you meet ,interview and heck the lodger.
                              Yeah, give him hell!
                              To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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                                If not, can I leave earlier than break in clause because of unexpected event?
                                Only if you've been unexpectedly broken in to.
                                To save them chiming in, JPKeates, Theartfullodger, Boletus, Mindthegap, Macromia, Holy Cow & Ted.E.Bear think the opposite of me on almost every subject.

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