Unconscious humour from posters

[nukecad]

It's very easy to cock up (and it's what I would do personally now).

Really?
I try to avoid cocking things up.

[jpkeates]

It's hugely liberating.

[theartfullodger]

Today....

I have lived in a HMO myself where one tenant who'd lived there longer tried to impose all kind of rules on everyone else that didn't apply to him. Rules to do with fiends visiting,

- blimey...

[DoricPixie]

Clean the mould and slam the door as much as you need to, you have a right to coke and to as you please it’s not your fault he refuses to fix your door.

if he doesn’t feel it’s working out he may just let you leave early like you want to

The fizzy kind or the white powder?

[nukecad]

the regulation we're seeing is a kind of whack-a-mole approach

As one of this great country's traditional mole breeders I feel that I must complain with regard to increasing regulation harming our little friends.

[JK0]

Rotten carcass, stains on carpet, garden tidy, rubbish removal, removal of fencing all chargeable.

For a minute there, I thought I'd missed something about tenant leaving a deceased pet.

[jpucng62]

Glad I amused you - typing on an iPad (whilst waiting for British Gas to reply!) so using fewer words is easier!

[JK0]

Actually I did have a hoarder lessee leave a cat carcass behind in her house about 15 years ago. My house clearers found it.

[nukecad]

He has been advised to speak with a DJ to get their thoughts but we know what the likely answer will be

"Nice to hear from you, and now pop-pickers here's this weeks top 20 tunes."

[nukecad]

You need to be weary of the Right to Rent regulation.

Reading regulations can be tiring.

[JK0]

According to the managing agent agent the planning dept okayed the work retrogressively

Definition of retrogressive

: characterized by retrogression: such as
a : going or directed backward
b : declining from a better to a worse state
c : passing from a higher to a lower level of organization retrogressive evolution

[JK0]

I'm planning to move in theartfullodger

After you saw his picture?

[JK0]

We have these ant food things scattered all around but the ants don't seem to like it, we've tried a few of them and that solution doesn't work.

You aren't meant to eat the ant food yourself.

[Lots on]

Actually I did have a hoarder lessee leave a cat carcass behind in her house about 15 years ago. My house clearers found it.

😱 You’re made of stronger stuff than me JK0, that would have been the moment I gave up on being a landlord

[JK0]

Agent Says Failed EICR - T says sparks only stayed 17 minutes

I think sparks for any length of time would be a fail, wouldn't it?