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    26/02/14 (taken slightly out of context because this is not the complete sentence):

    You should go back to your Council 'advisor' and ask for them to put in writing their requirement for you to expose yourself to court
    There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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      08/03/14::

      ...a lot of people are clinging to their "trannies"
      There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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        Yesterday:

        No cocking, no drying clothes, and moisture it there.

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          Today
          What despot information is required to be stated in a contract in an English AST?
          Always thought it is an implied term that "I the Landlord am a despot & don't you forget it!!"
          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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            The level of humour on this site really has gone to (Pol) Pot.

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              Originally posted by doobrey View Post
              08/03/14::
              'twas a deliberate pun

              its hard work when the punmaster of old jeffrey is so long departed.
              Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                From a North British landlord-only forum today...
                ok, so it could be coinsident, ......even buy a £10 waist bin for her toilet, ...
                Wish some of my waist could go in the bin..
                I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                  24/12/13::

                  Inability to spell doesn't bode well for contrcts, mortgages, tenancy agreements and the like.
                  There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                    On the radio yesterday

                    " it was written at a different time and for a different country|"

                    Except that he forgot the "try" bit and pronounced as it sounded- not "count" .

                    As it was mid flow they didn't catch in the time delay!
                    Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                      Romancing tenant in lieu of S21?

                      I did not send any notice to ask him out yet as I am still thinking what is the best way to deal with tenant like him.

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                        Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                        Romancing tenant in lieu of S21?
                        Oh for the days of taking "rent in kind"
                        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                          From one of today's posts:

                          And apart from not paying the rent the OP has been a good tenant.
                          LOL.

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                            In response to:

                            Knocked and rang the bell to no end stood out there at the door for God knows how long!
                            I didn't know who it was until morning when I saw a comp card left at the door!
                            This made me laugh:

                            Get a door handle fitted to the inside of the door so that you can open it. People tend to stop ringing the bell once someone opens it.

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                              From one of today's posts:

                              Yes i have been a good tenant apart from rent arrears what was not my fault

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                                I wouldn't like to be doing do in court in front of a sharky lawyer and a tenant-friendly judge.
                                Would that be a number 1 or a number 2? Contempt of court maybe?
                                I also post as Mars_Mug when not moderating

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