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    "...building built in 212, no asbestos..."
    Surprised the building's still standing, but I don't thing asbestos was often used back then...

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      Who should dispose of old matters from furnished property, myself or landlord ?
      What matters are you arguing about?

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        We allowed 3 dogs and were told they would be housed outside and they intended to build a kennel. This hadn’t happened,
        I'm amazed anyone still believes a tenant when they say something like this.

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          At another place
          I own a flat in a building that has one number but 3 flats. Each flat has its own council tax bad.
          Agreed, Council tax bad!
          I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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            Originally posted by JK0 View Post
            It'll be some crappy plumbing work hidden behind boxing, won't it? See what I found in one of my flats: https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...gles-to-repair
            Just realised what an appropriate word 'crappy' was in this case.

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              Hi, this is more of an info post that I hope will save people some time. I came across a boiler comparison tool on Warmzilla that helped me to find the right boiler by comparing them against each other. I don't have a clue about boilers so it really helped me to get an idea of what was available, hope it helps someone else.

              They also have a survey where you answer some questions about your property and they'll recommend boilers to suit the requirements.
              But what if I'm happy with my old boiler? Don't let her hear you call her that, though.

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                ... go to another lawyer to do it and send here the bill.
                Argh no, we don't want it here.

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                  Quoting out of context:
                  .. notice to vacate the premises after 21 years.
                  That's quite a long notice period, even for covid times.

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                    It's an electrican oven,
                    I've known a few sparkys who could do with a good roasting.

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                      I "tested" the toilet several times after fitting and because it's one of these modern ones (concealed cistern), the flush is indeed weaker than your traditional loo. Although it seemed up to the job when i used it those times.
                      How big a 'job' did you give it?

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                        This is our personal nail,
                        Everyone should have a place to hang their hat.

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                          .. if done carefully it should be invivisible,
                          Help my phones spellchecker has developed a stutter!

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                            I am trying to move house. We're a family of 7, 2 adults and 5 kids. The amount of places that have maximum occupancy of 5 is so disappointing.

                            I'm wondering, is there any problem with lying about how many kids we have? Would the landlord ever find out?
                            Simple. Just show up with the 3, then when they come to inspect, say you just adopted the other two.

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                              today I was sticking newspaper around the large bedroom,
                              Well it's cheaper than wallpaper, but I think that's taking recycling a bit far.

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                                Originally posted by theartfullodger View Post
                                Regardless of what tenancy agreement states, inbuilt appliances are landlord responsibility
                                Why are you suddenly speaking in t'Yorkshire?

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