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    https://forums.landlordzone.co.uk/fo...ndler-required

    Fondler required?

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      Well spotted! Brilliant!

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        Today
        Hi folks,

        Had waster damage in the living room due to....
        Ah yes, I'm confident most landlords have had waster damage in at least one room....
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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          Enforcing Beaches of a Lease
          A job for Hawaii 50

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            My housemate, who sleeps with her curtains open, has been frightened on many occasions by the construction men who stand directly outside her window, on the roof
            Intractable problem to be sure. I wonder what possible solution might exist.
            There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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              I have put a deposit down for a cat, I don’t have the cat yet.
              Paying a deposit for a cat? Has the world gone mad?
              Cats make enough deposits of their own. Unless this is a deposit from another cat to make the new feel at home?

              When I were a lad (Yorkshireman sketch aside) you couldn't even give kittens away, they breed like- well cats.


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                Originally posted by nukecad View Post
                When I were a lad (Yorkshireman sketch aside) you couldn't even give kittens away, they breed like- well cats.
                Same here. Know of someone who has just paid £300 for an ordinary kitten.

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                  They should be providing humidifiers
                  I don't think that will help a damp flat.

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                    they want us to de weed and clean the bathroom door
                    Must be a pretty mucky door if you can grow weed on it.

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                      I don't make "profit" until all my debts incurred in buying a house, rehab, etc, are returned to me In full.
                      Pleased to learn that rehab is tax deductible. I have got an expensive coke habit atm.

                      (Given the context I wonder if 'refurb' was intended.)
                      There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                        We are in a situation due to kids grammer school,
                        I take it Mum & Dad didn't go to one?

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                          When she moved in the property was new
                          She also notified the agent of damp in the children's bedroom on a number of occasions and had to remove the blind, as it was covered
                          Couldn't be she never opened a window?

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                            A number of pickings today:

                            they have a gift of the garb!
                            Free clothing anyone?

                            .., banging doors getting drunk in the car park, ..
                            That's normal behaviour for a 1960s rock band.

                            Talking to these people is pointless, especially as a portion of the owners are elderly.
                            Ask them to turn their hearing aids up.

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                              Update , some lady from our building have a rabbit and she says she can have it and don't have to ask permission as she own the flat same as us obviously ( i am adding that some flats is renting )
                              we sent email to LL as we don't mind to pay extra service charge for the case of any damage will happens from the Puddle that we want to get (which is funny and ofc never will happens ) but anyways will see .....
                              But surely a puddle is the last thing you want with a dog in a block of flats?

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                                I need some help to move back in my property.
                                Google search for: "Man with a van".

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