Unconscious humour from posters

[nukecad]

It's one of those days:

Internal Blocked Plumbing

Maybe try having 1m of waist pipe removed?

[JK0]

Well as an upside it may attract tenants who are gardeners, and gives you a change to ask them if they are keen gardeners.

The type of deadlegs who may trash your property tend not to be gardeners.

(No guarantee that they won't spend their money on plants instead of the rent though ).

You'd want a shed for bicycles etc. not a greenhouse.

All my tenants have 'said' they are keen gardeners. I don't know whose garden they were tending though, because it wasn't mine.

[nukecad]

Probably the 'herb' garden in the loft

[theartfullodger]

The issue is does the landlord owe the tenant a duty if care in relation to the thing that caused the loss,...

..so if landlord doesn't care no duty owed?? (I like that idea...)

[theartfullodger]

Semi detached partial wall smells of dump

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I understand, I was a bin man in the 1960's. Stone me the lorries & the rubbish dumps had a wiff...

[jpucng62]

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I understand, I was a bin man in the 1960's. Stone me the lorries & the rubbish dumps had a wiff...

You missed the partial wall - that's why the smell is coming through so strongly!!

[JK0]

As per my tenancy agreement, I recently asked permission via email to my leasing agency to request the landlords permission to keep a small dog within the property.

Was 'Doggate' taken?

[JK0]

The tribunal found that the landlord had misled the tribunal in the eviction proceedings and that the applicant, Jesus, was entitled to a wrongful termination by eviction order. It awarded a penalty of £1,350, equivalent to three times the monthly rent under the original tenancy.

He'll just spend it on loaves and fishes.

[nukecad]

I wonder if he moved back into the stable?

[JK0]

Section 21 hearing scheduled but cannot provide one gas safety certificate

Not even one? That is bad.

[JK0]

My T. paid the MCOL judgement. I wonder what what a message “a bar was put in place for Mr Xxx mean.

He'll be boozing from home.

[nukecad]

.. recently left burn mark on the kitchen countertop. The mark isn't noticeable at all ..

Homes (stet) and the case of the invisible burn mark.

[JK0]

Obviously there was a kitchen nanny bathroom before, but the new ones are improvements.

This sounds like a very upmarket rental. Imagine having space for a nanny, never mind one dedicated to the time the children are in the kitchen.

[nukecad]

My husband and I just purchased a property in a bee development.

Never heard that term, is it some kind of buzzword?

[nukecad]

If the lease says the tank may sub-let,

Must be an aggressive neighbourhood.