Unconscious humour from posters

[theartfullodger]

The agent follows your instruction, unless that is illegal...

... if only always true (1st part)..

I should state I'm happy currently with my two agents...

[MdeB]

This is really just how Victorian Houses are and what happens when we apply 20th century living (and tennis) to them!

Tennis should not be played in a residential building.

[jpucng62]

Tennis should not be played in a residential building.

Have you tried playing outside in Dec? I think it absolutely should be played in a residential building - but maybe the table variety!

PS I blame spellcheck!

[theartfullodger]

Tennis should not be played in a residential building.

There are real tennis courts in a few residential builings (eg Hampton Court, Fontainebleau, Petworth House,)

[MdeB]

There are real tennis courts in a few residential builings (eg Hampton Court, Fontainebleau, Petworth House,)

Yeah, but the original quote referred to 20th century tennis.

[JK0]

You could also or alternatively buy a humidifier and run it when you have washing out. It may help.

I don't think it will!

[JK0]

unless Scotland is on a different planet

I think it has been since SNP got in, hasn't it?

[nukecad]

Scotland is a bit like North Korea I guess.

A quote from Kim Jong-artful (or Rab C, take your pick): "Bawbag mince"

[theartfullodger]

It grieves me as an Englishman to see the sad actions of England and it's government over the recent years.

[theartfullodger]

Today.........................

If you don't like it you can either take itv to appeal (on those grounds),......

Indeed: Wish they'd cancel corrie...

[JK0]

As others will no doubt be along to tell you soon you suck it up.

But what if carpet has shrunk?

[boletus]

have they abstracted electricity ? That is a criminal offence so they will crime that, otherwise if no abstraction then.....

.....Picasso will be out of a job?

[JK0]

At first I thought they may be friends or work men or removal men

The lady is obviously a banker. The men are just popping in to make a deposit.

[nukecad]

I assume her motive is to imitate me so I settle beforehand.

No, she likes you. - Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[JK0]

If they are still there and civilised in 12 months you could moderate the rent.

What if tenants aren't civilised?