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    Originally posted by steph84 View Post
    , the tenant has left the property and vanished owing rent and with several moths on their contract,
    That's nothing to some of the things which ended up stuck on my son's tenancy contract for his student house. A sort of 'scratch'n'sniff' affair involving beer, take-away curry and the remains of a Prawn Pot Noodle. 'Several moths' would have been much more nutritious.
    'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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      27/01/14 :

      All I have is recipes for the materials I purchased.
      There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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        03/02/14
        I am still nuclear if LL is breaking the law too by drafting the document to be used
        Boom boom!!
        I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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          it is important t both preserve your rights and not prejudice your riots, without tipping them off.
          I predict a riot.

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            Originally posted by Mrs Mug View Post
            I predict a riot.
            Oh ok it was me- you know I cant always be arsed to fully proof read!
            Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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              Originally posted by Mrs Mug View Post
              I predict a riot.
              Oh ok it was me- you know I cant always be arsed to fully proof read!


              Saw a good one on the BBC subtitles that its the "Chinese year of the Whores"!

              PAAAA-R-TAYYYY
              Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                From MSE today:

                I have been trying to find a GOOD pair of willies

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                  I have been trying to find a GOOD pair of willies
                  Willies what..socks shoes glasses?

                  Wash your mind out JKO
                  Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                    ..
                    The problem with the internet is that you may get good advice but not know it. The same applies of course to advice obtained from someone you know ¡s is a lawyer.
                    Suspect this was concious humour mind, but perfect!
                    I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                      Renting question - broken bathroom sink, whose responsibility?

                      On MSE today:

                      Originally posted by monkey writer
                      We're in a rental property.

                      Something fell out of the bathroom cabinet and cracked our sink

                      I was going to replace it, but my family told me the sink is the landlord's responsibility. A similar thing happened to my sister, and her landlord fixed it.

                      According to our contract it seems to be the landlord's responsibility -


                      In schedule 1 of our contract it says -

                      4.1 The tenant is not responsible for the following:

                      Repairs for which the Landlord has responsibility (set out in schedule 2)


                      Schedule 2

                      3.1 ...Landlord obligations to repair and keep in good order:

                      3.1.3 sanitary appliances including basins, sinks, baths and sanitary conveniences;


                      These are the obligations from Section 11 of the Landlord & Tenant Act 1985

                      We can't find any clause in our contract which specifies that accidental damage negates that obligation.

                      The agency has responded that "as the damage was caused by yourselves as such you’re liable for the cost of repairs."

                      Which, you'll probably say is fair enough, but we're in London and pay the majority of our incomes in rent so can't afford to pay for anything we're not required to.

                      Does anyone know whether the 'Landlord's obligation to repair and keep in good order... sinks' excludes accidental damage caused by the tenant?

                      Thanks!
                      LOL

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                        Sky’s news ticker on the Mid Staff Hospital Debacle

                        “report concludes that there were more deaths than necessary”!.

                        So a hospital has necessary deaths!?

                        Perhaps I have solved the problem their procedure manual was written in the mid 1930s, in Germany……

                        The ticker was quite quickly amended.
                        Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                          28/02/14 :

                          He has no yet put down this deposit as he was a little weary
                          There is a fine line between irony and stupidity. If I say something absurd please assume that I am being facetious.

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                            From MSE today.

                            4) As the house is in drastic need of disrepair,
                            I offer no guarantee that anything I say is correct. wysiwyg

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                              From MSE

                              I have scoured our tendency agreement
                              The landlord must be Sheldon Cooper of "BBT"
                              Based on the information posted, I offer my thoughts.Any action you then take is your liability. While commending individual effort, there is no substitute for a thorough review of documents and facts by paid for professional advisers.

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                                My question is i found myself in a situation where i can go off to uni and like 90% of other first years go into hostiles
                                Yeah, I didn't enjoy halls of residence either.

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