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    Keeping pets or getting rid of them

    This cat business works both ways, one of my tenants was telling me about a breed of lilly called a "Stargazer", it's extremely toxic to cats and only cats.

    #2
    There's pets and there's pets. Nobody's gonna be bothered about pets such as guinea pigs or hamsters, but cats & dogs are different matter - how about a clause saying "no carnivourous animals to be kept as pets"?

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      #3
      Originally posted by bullybantam View Post
      "no carnivourous animals to be kept as pets"?
      So I can keep a Rhino then?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Snorkerz View Post
        So I can keep a Rhino then?
        That's why it's a daft clause!

        The answer is no, but you can keep a Jeffrey All the best qualities of a rhino, without the inconvenience of having to provide six bales of vegetation every few hours.
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          #5
          Originally posted by bullybantam View Post
          This cat business works both ways, one of my tenants was telling me about a breed of lilly called a "Stargazer", it's extremely toxic to cats and only cats.
          What is your point in this - why mention a means of poisoning a cat on this thread?

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            #6
            Originally posted by WhyMe? View Post
            What is your point in this - why mention a means of poisoning a cat on this thread?
            Because the poster in question has a sick sense of humour?
            'Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation fo the first link on one memorable day'. Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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              #7
              Originally posted by mind the gap View Post
              Because the poster in question has a sick sense of humour?
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              Say something nice to me or I'll plant stargazer lillies in my garden, and it's a big cat infested garden

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                #8
                Originally posted by bullybantam View Post
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                Say something nice to me or I'll plant stargazer lillies in my garden, and it's a big cat infested garden
                Go and treat yourself to a nice big glass of Paraquat, bullybantam.

                There. That nice enough?
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                  #9
                  And she thinks that I'm offensive, let alone colincbayley (her least favourite LZ member).
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by jeffrey View Post
                    And she thinks that I'm offensive, let alone colincbayley (her least favourite LZ member).
                    I have never expressed the view that you are offensive. And colincbayley, whilst undeniably abusive, is not my 'least favourite LLZ member'. You know very little about me, so please don't presume to know these things Stick to legal minutiae, the politics of the UKIP and 1970s popular culture, where you are on safer ground!
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                      #11
                      OK; so who is your least favourite LZ member?
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by jeffrey View Post
                        OK; so who is your least favourite LZ member?
                        Jeffrey - you're up against the fairer sex here!
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by mind the gap View Post
                          Go and treat yourself to a nice big glass of Paraquat, bullybantam.

                          There. That nice enough?
                          .
                          Never heard of Paraquat, thought it was a country in South America. I'll get hold of some - just to be on the safe side I'll mix it with tuna and leave it for local felines to sample - I'm sure it'll be fine though, you're never wrong...

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Paul_f View Post
                            Jeffrey - you're up against the fairer sex here!
                            For all we know, mind the gap might not be fair but redhaired/ginger, brunette, grey, black, or bald.
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by jeffrey View Post
                              For all we know, mind the gap might not be fair but redhaired/ginger, brunette, grey, black, or bald.
                              mtg could be none of the above, but have a neapolitan coloured dyed head of hair, in the style of a punk rocker. I couldn't imagine her being grey- just yet.
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