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    Sign was translated into Spanish, Polish & Hindi. Are those nationalities the worst litter bugs, then?
    An anti-litter notice, mistranslated into Hindi, urges people not to leave their 'nonsense' behind.

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      Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, from Mexico, receives government handouts because his extraordinary manhood means he cannot work, despite the fact that he has refused to have a reduction.

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        Refused a reduction to his manhood eh? Now that is just ridiculous!

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          You can see my comments on this page.
          A BUSINESSWOMAN has called for an overhaul of the licensing laws after a cupboard by her front door had to be licensed to get round problems with the legislation.

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            Yesterday, "The Times"
            https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/t...ment-6vnfjnjrx
            Men in Bangkok are paying almost £500 for laser treatment to lighten their penises in the latest cosmetic fad to sweep Thailand.

            A clinic in the city reports treating a hundred patients a month, after first offering the service six months ago in response to a man complaining of dark patches on his genitalia....
            ..etc etc etc...
            .
            “Put an end to dark penis difficulties. No pain and no recovery required. You’ll be ready to score straight away.”...
            In contrast to the printed item, the online article has a photo which brought tears to my eyes...
            I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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              London Sex Dungeon For Sale: Asking Price £3 Million

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                Interesting analysis of socialists on Zerohedge. This particular quote made me think of a particular landlord who is always complaining about landlords being given more power to evict tenants by Mrs Thatcher.

                “Resentment is at work when one so hates somebody for his more favorable circumstances that one is prepared to bear heavy losses if only the hated one might also come to harm.

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                  There are currently 560 users online. 17 members and 543 guests.
                  Blimey, that's a lot of guests.
                  When I post, I am expressing an opinion - feel free to disagree, I have been wrong before.
                  Please don't act on my suggestions without checking with a grown-up (ideally some kind of expert).

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                    Jersey has come up with another idea to bash landlords:


                    You can see my comment about how difficult it is to evict in Jersey.
                    A STATES decision to ban landlords from advertising for tenants without children will force up rents and reduce the number of properties available for families, critics of the move have warned.

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                      Originally posted by jpkeates View Post
                      Blimey, that's a lot of guests.
                      If you have moderator access (I don't on this forum but do on others) you can see that 99% of forum 'guests' are what are known as web-bots, web-crawlers, and web- spiders.

                      These are automatic programmes that scour the web to catalogue content so that it can be found in search engines, Google,Yahoo,Bing,Duck Duck Go, etc. etc.
                      (Even Wikipedia, Amazon, and Ebay get in on the act these days).

                      Mostly Harmless (Nod to HHGTTG), but because they are viewing the forum(s) then they show up as guests.

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                        'It's my culture to be rude.'
                        Guillaume Rey was sacked from his job at a restaurant for "aggressive" behaviour, but he said it was just a result of his culture.

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                          Sh*t on rails?
                          A train carrying 200 containers, or 10 million pounds of New York City sewage sludge (i.e. shit) is stuck in an Alabama rail yard, leaving a small town of around 1,000 people choking on the foul stench.

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                            Originally posted by JK0 View Post
                            Sh*t on rails?
                            All they need is a train full of Air Conditioning units to derail, and then it would hit the fan.

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                              Todays "Times", in Janice Turner's column....
                              Privates on parade

                              I’m in Amsterdam to interview someone, and wandering down the canal-side streets to lunch I came across an artist’s studio. In the window, she displayed her wares: pussy pendants. Anatomically correct depictions of female genitalia: different races and sizes, cast in resin and hung from gold chains. A sign said they were for sale in a nearby record shop and, with a lucky friend’s birthday coming up, I headed over.

                              The young Dutch woman produced a tray of jewellery and I rummaged through. But I was puzzled: they looked nothing like those in the window.

                              “Ah, I remember now,” she said, “Yesterday some Canadians came in and bought all the pussies. We only have anuses left.”
                              Boggle mind... And in "The Times"!!
                              I am legally unqualified: If you need to rely on advice check it with a suitable authority - eg a solicitor specialising in landlord/tenant law...

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                                I wonder if it would be illegal to ban tenants who drink Irn Bru?

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